Hi there! My name is Shoe, and I run a site called the Random Dojo. It's a funny proboards forum where lots of random internet degenerates gather around and post cringeworthy content. We like to sit around and talk about drinking sodas in hallways after class and posting funny may mays. Occasionally we retaliate against 6StarWrestling for disrespecting our founder in chief Gregory Peck.
One day, as I was attending to my forum adminly duties (removing lots of porn posted by someone named Zornor) reports began flooding in about a new user calling himself Zalyster. I was being told he was completely dumbface. My god the rumors were true! Here he was, talking about a Random Dojo stock game, an RPG maker game (Beta to come in August 2014), and lots of games involving Sonic the hedgehog in situations not approved by Sega shareholders.
I sat back in my Herman Miller Aeron Chair as it gently massaged my lumbar. I had never seen such levels of dumbface before. I called a special meeting to order of my inner council. There and then it was decided. Every year, we would hearby celebrate Matt is Dumbface day in recognition of this massive dumbface. So it was, and so it will be henceforth.
"Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation."
- James Barnaby "Moist" Gnanno, former GLOBAL MODERATOR, Random Dojo Male Member Picture Verifier (portrait shown below)
